STRAIGHT TALK FROM
the Month of MAY:

This was sent to me by Barbara, one of my many fans,
who requested that I post it on my website,
and I kindly and humbly do so:

I have just returned from an 8 day trip to California, the primary purpose of which was to see Mr. Harris for the two nights he was at the Gardenia Room. What a great show! He had not been feeling 100%, but he worked through a cold and gave the crowd what they wanted... a true performance, tux and all.

If you ever get a chance to see Mr. Harris live, take it! He is great with the audience, and he really can belt out the standards. After the show, he stayed at the club until every fan had a chance to talk with him, get a picture and autograph photo. He did not leave until he was sure his fans were totally satisfied. Not many singers these days will give back to their fans the way he did, but Mr. Harris is the real deal, full of heart and willing to go the extra mile.

Thank you Mr. Harris for being you! Can't wait until you return to the stage in New York!

STRAIGHT TALK FROM
the Month of MARCH:

Upon my return to L.A., I had dinner at a famous Westwood restaurant and caught up with Neil & Liebe Sedaka. Needless to say, they look as young, with an amazing thinner than I am Neil Sedaka (without liposuction).

As many public figures as I have met in my life, it is difficult to find a more down to earth couple. Since we share a 32 year history, we reminisced and counted our blessings!

I am currently awaiting Neil's review as I sent him my boxed set of CD's (keep you informed!)

Why, it was only "Yesterday, when I was young" and Neil would play the keys and remarked on my Ethel Merman vocals!

So, now Neil can see and hear that I too am at a much calmer place in my life, especially after I refused to comment on my first wife they can still recall! The only thing I can say is she is like shit on the bottom of one's shoe...

and I am still scraping my soul!


REGARDING MILTON BERLE:

As I said on Howard Stern 3/28, the turn out for that son of a bitch was an overwhelming amount of people who went for the cameras and to make sure he was really DEAD!

The greiving widow was all fapitzed to the nines and was unkind enough to not have the Jewish wake at the Friar's Club. As I said on Howard Stern, she is older than I am with 37 years difference between her and the scumbag, as opposed to 33 years difference between the late Martha Raye and myself!

I further stated on Howard Stern the widow Berle has the personality of a dead fish, but now realize she should go into marketing the scent of her barracuda style & stench!

If there is a hereafter then Martha won't even have the chance to scold the bum since she is in heaven and he certainly took his return trip to HELL!